Sports Team Manager Gifts

We're cutting you from the team -- You're always either offsides or out of bounds.

'Get lost, Perlmutter! Chintz jerseys aren't going to win us the Olympics!'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'Heeeere's Fergie!'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Kenny Dalglish

Pushy Dog

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Business Meeting

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.