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'Get lost, Perlmutter! Chintz jerseys aren't going to win us the Olympics!'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Pushy Dog

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Business Meeting

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Project Manager Showdown

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'