Team Manager Gifts

Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"There are too many players and a lack of coordination."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

We need to wrap our heads around this.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Pushy Dog

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."

Bud's Coaching Staff Removal Service.

'On paper we have the perfect team.'

Fabio Capello, England Manager

Annual Awards Ceremony: "This is my favourite time of year, when we celebrate our achievements!"

Project Manager Showdown

"...And after we've reviewed the performance figures, I'll share an idea I've got for streamlining the sales team."

Formula one gasoline price

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

"People, I think we need to work together on this."

Great Team Members Wanted

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

"Fine! Good riddance! You'll never work in this town again!..."

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

Soccer and pandemic

"Get off the computer now, Mommy. I want to have a team meeting with Grandma."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"You're familiar with Belbin's theory on team roles, the shapers, the finishers."

"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."

'He's not what you'd call a team player.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"We can't understand a word you're saying."