Nfl Team Manager Gifts

'Forget about the birds and the bees. Tell me about new names for the Washington Redskins.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Kenny Dalglish

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Pushy Dog

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Hockey World

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Business Meeting

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

Carlo Ancelotti