Nfl Team Manager Pillows

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Go team!

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Pushy Dog

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Business Meeting

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

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