Football Manager Pillows

'Perhaps we're not paying them enough money?'

Input From The Front Office

"Let's go William! Get your head in the game!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

ITV Digital bubble being burst by the Football Association.

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"We've just paid £10million, so your salary will be £3.75.. "

Mutant Mootunes - Police Football Manager

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

Pep Guardiola

"You do realize that you've made us a man short tomorrow?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Will it all collapse like you and I predicted the world economy would collapse?"

'And if you lose one game on the trot you're sacked'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"I wouldn't come to watch this rubbish every week, If I wasn't their manager."

"I feel sick as an English Coach."

Wide Boy.

Jose Mourinho going through tunnel of self love.

'Good grief!...I'm a shopkeeper not a football manager.'

"Your client's already agreed to sign for £75,000 a week and a new house - now he also wants a big party when he's 18?"

'I pay my players in tattoos...'

Sam Allardyce

'The team is so good that management will auction the head coach's job to the top bidder!

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

STRIP *The Fan * No excess boozing

"First of all, 'Leave it all on the field' is just a saying."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'Never say never.'

'Right, now this is what we call a 'football' and the 'players' will be kicking it!'