Football Equipment Manager Pillows

'I'm hiring a football equipment manager to add some padding to my résumé.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'