Football Equipment Manager Pillows

'I'm hiring a football equipment manager to add some padding to my résumé.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Kenny Dalglish

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Jose Mourinho

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

IOC and human rights.