Soccer Manager Pillows

Brian Clough

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

Fabio Capello, England Manager

'The Boss says, until we start playing like the 1966 players, he's going to pay us 1966 player's wages.'

Steve Bruce

Sepp fashions the new FIFA strip....

United FC - Miss Bradshaw, you've been transferred to Brummagem Rovers for two typists and an office cleaner.

Football managers' support group.

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'That new player is really wet.' - 'Yeah, he dribbles a lot.'

Maradona: 'Just play like I used to play!'

"The manager wants to make the most of our combined talents."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager, you get paid a huge amount to be a catastrophic failure, then you get an humongous pile of cash when they make you redundant before you go somewhere else to start over again."

The MBA Draft

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Go team!

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Kenny Dalglish

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'