Soccer Coach Pillows

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

'We scored eight goals last week.'

"Hey! Not fair!"

"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Referee - That's a foul !

'Gabrielle! Grace! What did I tell you kids about player soccer in the nest!'

Ryan Giggs

Mole saving a goal.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."

"Don't blame me, Ref, the boss told us the fans wanted more entertaining football."

"Your son can really fake an injury. I'm talking at scholarship level."

'Sorry, kids, but I had no choice. Your parents' constant interference was making it impossible for me to coach.'

'Go get a smaller ball!'

Diego Maradona

'Gosh, you seem to know a lot about soccer. I like that in a coach.'

'You should have thought of that before kick-off - now run along and be quick about it!'

Football referee who dropped all his cards.

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Football foul (red card).

Thought Police: 'Are you having mucky thoughts?'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Soccer coach of the year.

"We're not bothered-we have Mr.Blobby down our end!"

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

Pele 1940-2022