Soccer Strategists Pillows

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

World Cup reactions...

Roy Hodgson

Luis Suarez

The MBA Draft

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'