Football Strategizer Pillows

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

The MBA Draft

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."