Football Strategist Pillows

The latest twist on office football pools.

Juergen K., Sales coach and Football Aficionado.

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

Which will open up a lane to hit my ex-wife's lawyer in section seven, row two, seat fine.

"Forget about the game. There's treasure here."

'Vice will cover the front. Hank will disarm the security guard. Allen and I will grab the cash...'

'I wandered lonely as Wayne Rooney playing up front for England.'

THE GLAZERS PLAYING SUBBUTEO: "Now flick no5 for me, Jenkins."

Football math: 57% + 53% = : 'This is what I expect from every player, every play!'

New Player

Pep Guardiola

Harry Maguire

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Other Cooperstown

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Kenny Dalglish

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'