Football Strategy Buff Pillows

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Football Bomb

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"Jim was a model Dad".

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.