Football Buff Pillows

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

Golfing Boss

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Punt Cake

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

Bears

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

Beer Order