Football Tactics Buff Pillows

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

Plane crash on football pitch.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager, you get paid a huge amount to be a catastrophic failure, then you get an humongous pile of cash when they make you redundant before you go somewhere else to start over again."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Football math: 57% + 53% = : 'This is what I expect from every player, every play!'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

How to win before the match begins

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

James Ward-Prowse

Football Applause

STRIP Woman cyclists wins race

"Which one are we, Coach?"

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

Football Manager's Parrot

New Player