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"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'I wandered lonely as Wayne Rooney playing up front for England.'

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

Jose Mourinho

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Luis Suarez

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

Unai Emery Etxegoien

Plane crash on football pitch.

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Football math: 57% + 53% = : 'This is what I expect from every player, every play!'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager, you get paid a huge amount to be a catastrophic failure, then you get an humongous pile of cash when they make you redundant before you go somewhere else to start over again."

How to win before the match begins

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

"Which one are we, Coach?"

James Ward-Prowse

Nigel Adkins

Football Manager's Parrot

New Player

David Beckham

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