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Unai Emery Etxegoien

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"No. I can still see you."

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football Pudding

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Jose Mourinho

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

Football junkie.

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'

Luis Suarez

Teamwork