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Whack 'em pest control

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Trojan Chess

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

"No. I can still see you."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'I must have missed something. When did we become profit-making?'

Unai Emery Etxegoien

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Steve Bruce

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

New chess champion 31st November 2018

'But my client has multiple personalities, your honor - and some of them AREN'T guilty.'

Jogi Loew - His Secret Tactics for 2024. . .

Power play

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Cat Map

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

Roy Hodgson