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'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Roy Hodgson

How to win before the match begins

'Pep Guardiola'

Luis Enrique

Andre Villas-Boas

Tony Pulis

Roberto Mancini

'Another meeting?'

Short basketball player pulls down the shorts of the tall basketball player to prevent him scoring

Jose Mourinho

Football Expert: £25 an hour

When retaliating it is best to do it before they attack.

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"We thought we'd try and put in the details later!"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Trojan Chess

Good poetry & Winning teams

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Jose Mourinho

"No. I can still see you."

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Steve Bruce

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

'What's your fish finder say?'