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'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I just wonder if yet another pincer movement might be just what they are expecting."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Trojan Chess

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

"No. I can still see you."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

The Waiting Game

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'It's walking! It's walking!'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

Power play

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Cat Map

Crampe de la Routine

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle