Tactical Game Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Well, you should have taken care of that before you got in!"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Bee Chess

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Trojan Chess

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Musical ice flows

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"No. I can still see you."

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

The Waiting Game

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

"I need you to finish this over the weekend."

Whack the author.

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

Steve Bruce

Julen Lopetegui Agote