Tactic Enthusiasts Prints

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I just wonder if yet another pincer movement might be just what they are expecting."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Trojan Chess

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Arsene Wenger

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"No. I can still see you."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

The Waiting Game

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'It's walking! It's walking!'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Steve Bruce

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Crampe de la Routine

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Cat Map