Tactician Enthusiast Prints

The ill fated Trojan hamster.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Use of Cavalry

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

Trojan Chess

'Lion!'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

No Tread on Me

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

'It's walking! It's walking!'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

"For my last trick, ladies and gentlemen, I will push a nine pound human being out of my body..."

'Don't get so hot under the collar!'