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'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Shoddy intelligence work

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Challenge and solution

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Trojan Chess

'Lion!'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

"Nothing's wrong - it's a managerial technique I learned from my mother."

'What's your fish finder say?'

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Cat Map

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'