Football Tactics Enthusiast Pillows

Steve Bruce

Joachim Low

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

Red State Football

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Big Football

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Penalty

End of football season - UK

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

'I wandered lonely as Wayne Rooney playing up front for England.'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

Edinson Cavani

'It's the biggest eating event of the year. It's called the 'SUPPER BOWL'.'

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

Virgil van Dijk