European Football Buff Pillows

Theory of Impossibility: German2/Sweden1

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

Big Football

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Red State Football

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Edinson Cavani

Penalty

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

End of football season - UK

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'It's the biggest eating event of the year. It's called the 'SUPPER BOWL'.'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

Virgil van Dijk

Landon Donovan.