Football Connoisseur Pillows

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Punt Cake

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Funky Facts: Football.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Scarpia's Palace

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

B.B. King

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

Big Football

Dave Brubeck

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Red State Football

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

End of football season - UK

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..