American Football Buff Pillows

Golfing Boss

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Vendor selling testosterone.

The Female Brain and The Other One

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Arch of Triumph Save

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'What's he on?'

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."