American Football Buff Gifts

Minnesota Vikings.

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Kick! Go for it!

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."