American Football Aficionado Gifts

Forged signed memorabilia.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Punt Cake

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Mohamed Salah

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'