Nfl Enthusiast Gifts

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

"Thought they took care of that problem!"

Gays In the NFL.

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'You're not a quarterback, Kevin, and you never will be. You belong on the defensive line...'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

Jourdan Rodrigue

"Looks like some teams are still messing with the ball!"

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Bowl Games.

'Those with a lot of Money.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl