Nfl Devotee Gifts

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

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NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

Football Delivery

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

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"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Thoughts of Fall

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

I love Kung Fu.

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'