Nfl Lover Gifts

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Sports is the Politics of the Masses

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Golf with a difference

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

Football Sculpture.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'