Nfl Enthusiasts Gifts

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

A skier and a paraglider

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

The pop-up book of fighters

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Thoughts of Fall

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"