Nfl Fanatics Gifts

Misery/Torment/N.Y. Football

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"Bias? Nonsense. How can you say the refs are biased?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Currently Boston