Nfl Fanatic Gifts

'Go deep!!'

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Cam Newton

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'We're trading three players from the penitentary for three players from rehab.'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Raheem Sterling