Nba Fanatic Gifts

'Remember, winning isn't the only thing. You can also become a free agent like LeBron James.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Evolution.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Hockey Season.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Currently Boston

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.