Basketball Fanatic Gifts

'Someone should fix that,'

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

Dog learning to dribble without looking.

'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'

"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

'Timeout . . . he's stuck.'

'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'

Atlas playing basketball with the world.

Basketball team toilets.

'Here comes the high-priced free agent we picked up...'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

'Nurse, turn the basketball game up. This is a painful procedure,so I don't want to miss the game due to the patient's screaming.'

'I know I act crazy sometimes, but it's not my fault. I was conceived during March Madness.'

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'

'No, Biffy! Get back here! Bad boy! Spit it out!'

Basketball with a trash can.

'Appleton! Go in for Ludwig!'

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.

',,,That's your 12th traveling call Dribble the ball Atlas Dribble the ball'

'He's suspended for the remainder of the season. His random test came back positive for infidelity.'

'We have no more subs, if they eat one more of our players, we'll have to forfeit.'

Pau Gasol

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'WALKING?!...That's the worst call ever!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Kobe Bryant Memorial

'We generally recommend the you do this several times a year - especially if it's an older basketball shoe,,,'

NCAA Bubble

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

Jane Air

The Unicorn in the Garden