Basketball Lover Gifts

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

'I double-dog dare you.'

Basketball injuries.

Watching the game

Angel Basketball

'Oh great! I suppose that's our only ball on board!'

'Granted, I'm not very good at shooting baskets, but I can slam dunk!'

"Since when did you become a globe trotter?"

"What was the name of that adoption agency?"

"The National Basketball Association is here to see you, sir."

'Here we go again... Dewey's personal life is interfering with his game.'

Charles Barkley

Short basketball player pulls down the shorts of the tall basketball player to prevent him scoring

'It happens to all athletes, Bob. The legs are the first to go.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Let me introduce our new scoring machine.'

Snow Drift

Isiah Thomas H - He said, she said, he pays.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball Taxi

'Your turn.'

'Nice Try!'

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'

Playing pig

Psychiatrist to the NBA: 'extra long couch'.

The Highest Score Ever Recorded

In Philip's recurring nightmare, he enters the game in front of a capacity crowd and a worldwide TV audience wearing basketball shorts from the 1980s.

Dad did you get our basketball back?

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

"There's more to sports than winning. There's also getting payments from sneaker companies to sign at colleges they sponsor."

'Honey, you got the wrong kind of air plant.'

'...He's wide open... and he shoots a hairball.'

'Dewey grabbed the rebound and ... Whoa! Death roll! Death roll!'

Game In A Can.