Basketball Fun Lover Gifts

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

I love Basketball.

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Puppy.

Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Game In A Can.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.