Basketball Fun-seeker Gifts

Hopscotch leading to a basketball hoop.

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Playing pig

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Puppy.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Game In A Can.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'