Basketball Lovers Gifts

The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.

Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Caf

"He just married me on the rebound."

'Get up. It's just a crack. No yolk, no foul.'

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Playing pig

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

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'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

Game In A Can.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'