Pro-basketball Enthusiasts Gifts

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"Good game."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The Salmon Run

"How should we divide the teams?"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Why moms make bad refs.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Playing pig

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

I love Basketball.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Basketball.

Puppy.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'