Pro Basketball Devotee Gifts

No eye in team.

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Playing pig

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

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Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'