Pro Basketball Devotee Gifts

"Good game."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

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'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Game In A Can.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Kobe Bryant

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'