College Basketball Devotee Gifts

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Tax What?!

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

Coach Prime Cleans House

Putin and Obama.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Wheelchair Basketball

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"