College Hoops Lover Gifts

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

Game In A Can.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Basketball injuries.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

Tax What?!

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

...Now lets see if you can make a free throw.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."