College Hoops Lover Pillows

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Playing pig

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

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'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

Basketball injuries.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

Tax What?!

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"He just married me on the rebound."

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"What was the name of that adoption agency?"

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.

...Now lets see if you can make a free throw.

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."