College Sports Enthusiast Pillows

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Fighting Sioux

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

Good Health

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Cheerleaders

The Giamatti era

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Tax What?!

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Coach Prime Cleans House

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Nebraska Fans

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

College Football

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'