College Sports Aficionados Pillows

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

The Giamatti era

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

A skier and a paraglider

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Coach Prime Cleans House

Tax What?!

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

The pop-up book of fighters

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

College Football

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Nebraska Fans

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."