College Sports Aficionados Pillows

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

The Giamatti era

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

A skier and a paraglider

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Tax What?!

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Coach Prime Cleans House

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

The pop-up book of fighters

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

Nebraska Fans

College Football

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."