College Sports Fanatic Pillows

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

After 4 days of televised basketball Muriel imposes her own version of 'March Madness'.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Hockey Season.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Mohamed Salah

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.